1. Aspire ! to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
4. Need a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and it's just your personality.
8. I know I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I'll find it by myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a twist; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons - buy Corona.
12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in San Fran with his boyfriend.
13. Hang on in there: only the first 40 years of parenthood are complicated.
14. If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who knows she's wrong.
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