Can I speak to M... X.....?

This one is for the rainy Tuesday afternoon, I've been taking notes but gave up at page 6 http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653&page=1

and this one, which I'm sure someone sent me ages ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
edited sept4,2010 to replace the blocked link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I

Working in Woking a lot; "challenging" project but I'm hooked. I'm irresistibly attracted to lost causes

Glower

Seems half my female acquaintance are GLowering, I'm starting to feel left out!

Starting smoking again last year has definitely changed the bodyshape, FFS I don't qualify for the Lighter Life thing any more, which I suppose is a good thing

the flu epidemic

As promised to various readers...

A warning about a new flu epidemic sweeping the nation...


I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I woke up this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms: headache, nausea,chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu.

For those exhibiting these tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu).

Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal or a big, greasy fry-up also helps in some cases.

Wine Flu is not contagious and does not appear to be life threatening.

If the above tips don't do the trick, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to work.

doppelgangers

I got a memo from a friend of mine to say "the bloke in the pimms advert looks like mark !!" (NOT P!) and here 'tis *smothered laughter* He's better looking, and taller, than that but I can see what she means

Tried to embed the vidclip but it defeated me

That should stop him worrying about looking like Fred Astaire, but if I can have a dress like this I might even learn to dance properly - again

Yes, Yes, I know I haven't blogged for ages, I'll backfill in a while